Look, I understand that your life went tragically downhill when you left me for that girl, but I’ve moved on and it’s time that you did the same. Feel free to stop texting me as soon as possible.
My boyfriend is better than yours and I’m not sorry about it.
Theta Chi formal!
Anddd he showed up with flowers and Starbucks. 😊 #bragging #luckygirl
unicorn throw what you know!